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Is it just me or
do these noodles

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taste extra fantastic tonight?

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Everything tastes better
when you're getting some.

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Which explains why
my noodles suck.

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You know this is the
first time since fifth grade

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that I have a boyfriend
to share valentines with.

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So you and chase have
big plans this weekend?

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Well, he hasn't exactly
said anything yet,

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and I'm not expecting much.

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You know a card,
flowers, some chocolates,

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a moonlit dinner
on a garden rooftop,

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perhaps some simple
skywriting. Nothing big though.

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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you finding you,
I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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Ooh. Heh heh heh.

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Well, this is my first
Valentine's sans amor,

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but just because
I don't have a man

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doesn't mean I
don't have a plan.

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It's a day about love,

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and I'm gonna love myself.

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Can I watch?

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Can I watch you watch?

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You know, Dee Dee, I
wrote that love myself speech,

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and it sounds just as
pathetic coming from you.

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So what about you guys?

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I'm just gonna hit
up a club after 11:00.

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Anybody still on their own

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at that hour on Valentine's day

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is pretty easy pickings.

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As for me, I'm hooking
up with Franco again.

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We've agreed to spend
every Valentine's together

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if we're still single.

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This will be 10 years running.

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Franco's such a loser.

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Then stop seeing him.

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But he's gorgeous,
and he'll be naked

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before I unlock the door.

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God, I can't wait
until he gets here.

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Hey, Jenna.

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Did you get that candy
from your Valentine?

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No. I bought it to taunt
the models at my agency.

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Those tall, skinny coat racks.

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The only reason they're
in a good mood lately

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is because they
all have boyfriends

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to be with on Valentine's.

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Yes, well. Who doesn't.

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Lonely ass me.

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I mean, sure, I'd
rather have a man,

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but you know, at
least I'm not lying

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about how I'm gonna love myself.

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Katie, I told you, this
is a sports agency, ok?

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We do not have
tiny little hearts

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hanging from the desks.

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I see you're a morning
cup of joy as usual.

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Maybe you could show
a little more kindness

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since the season
of love is upon us.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah. You've caught the sickness

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just like the rest of them.

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Love, love, love.

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Blech!

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You know, people like you

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make me want to put half cream,

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half cyanide in my coffee.

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You really could
stand to embrace

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the spirit of Valentine's.

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Thorne, it is an
artificial holiday.

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It's not like we're
acknowledging

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the birth of the Messiah
or the resurrection.

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Or the return of
the great pumpkin.

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No, no, no.

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It's all about men buying
expensive things for women

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who then turn around
and break their hearts

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into millions of
tiny, little pieces.

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Whoo! I'm sensing a little

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Valentine's day
massacre in your past.

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My fiancee broke up
with me on that day.

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I don't care to discuss.

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Well, Brett, maybe
your heart would heal

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if you would give yourself
over to the holiday.

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Yeah? Well, you know,
I think people in love

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should just give
themselves over to a cliff.

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Have a nice day.

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Or a bad day.

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Doesn't really matter.

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This is nice.

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Yeah. And this is
only a regular night.

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Think of how nice it would be

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if this were a special night.

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You know, a comes around
once a year special night.

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Baby, any night
with you is special.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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But if there were a
really special night,

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say sometime soon,
what would be your idea

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of a good way to celebrate it?

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Every time I look in
your eyes is a celebration.

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Doesn't get any
better than that.

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Oh... but if it did?

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You know what,

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I promised I'd
help close the bar.

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But I'll be in napa on Friday,

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but be back for the weekend.

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So don't make plans.

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'Cause you've made some?

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Sure. We'll grab a
pizza or something.

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Bye, beautiful.

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And bye, beautiful's
beautiful mom.

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Marry that man now.

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Such an incredible guy.

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Almost as good
as my sweetie Glen.

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Who has declared
it Valentine's week.

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This was today's gift.

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Where's the bottom to that?

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Actually I thought
this was a bottom.

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But who cares.

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It'll fit around something.

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Why do I ask questions

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that I don't want
the answers to.

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Because I raised
you to be curious,

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and not grumpy like you are now.

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What's going on?

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I don't think that chase

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has made any plans
for Valentine's day.

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Well, what we
used to call pathetic,

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we now call empowerment.

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So take the initiative.

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Make your own damn plans.

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Well, is that what you're doing?

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No, no. My man loves me.

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And, Brett's been in
such a bad mood lately,

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he's making everybody miserable.

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Especially me.

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I've got to get
him off our backs.

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Especially mine.

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Oh, this one is simple.

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Brett obviously needs
female companionship.

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Maybe you can help
him find a lady friend.

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Mom, that is not the
answer to everything.

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Of course not.

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Tasty alcoholic beverages
are the answer to everything.

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In my experience,

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when men are cranky, they
need some hanky panky.

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And in your father's
case, a little spanky.

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I hope that's the
alcohol talking.

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Delicious really needs
a hit record, Spence.

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That's why I'm
hoping our project

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with smooth vinyl works out.

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[Cell phone rings]

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Spencer speaking.

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Now it's your turn.

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Naomi. Girl, what's up?

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How are things at smooth vinyl?

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Naomi Dawson again?

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You'll have it tomorrow.

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Ciao, Bella.

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Ciao, Bella?

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Naomi brings out
my international side.

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Yeah, well, she
brings out my ugly side.

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I know that you
have to work with her

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on the marketing,

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but I just want to make sure

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she doesn't try to steal Adonis

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like she stole big fat slim Jim.

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Hey, just because Naomi
signed more artists than you

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doesn't mean you have to hate.

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And Mona, you are hating.

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My problem with her
is strictly professional.

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She does this... For the buyers.

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And this... For the programmers.

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The girls a big old tease.

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I'm cool with all that.

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Hello, children.

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Time for show and tell.

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This is a beautiful gay man.

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Hola.

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His name is Franco,

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and he's mine for the weekend.

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Hey, I'm Spencer. Hi, I'm Mona.

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It's nice to finally meet you.

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And Mona, if you
come to my salon,

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I could do wonders
with your hair.

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Well, maybe not wonders,
but I could do better.

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I hear you're from Miami.

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It's happening down
there, you a native?

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No, I am originally
from the twin cities.

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Sodom

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that just gets funnier
every time you say it.

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Mona, do you
mind if I use the loo?

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Oh, it's up the
hall to the right.

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Just push my Lacy things aside.

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I sure will. Right
after I try them on.

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I just like to shock
the straighties.

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He's so on my nerves already.

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I gotta get rid of him.

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All he does is
talk about himself

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and make fun of other people.

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Who could be friends
with somebody like that?

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Hey, Jenna.

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I have a proposition for you.

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Sorry, Dee Dee.

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Even if I were desperate
enough to switch teams,

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you're not my type.

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Good to know I'm
being overlooked

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by both men and women
on Valentine's day.

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No, what I meant was

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I wanted to set you
up on a blind date.

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There is this guy...

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I'll do it. Lock it.
Tell me where.

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I don't know, Thorne.

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I just think going
out on Valentine's

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is the perfect way
to take the edge off.

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And stop you from
making assistant's cry.

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Maybe I like being bitter.

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You know, maybe
the lack of distraction

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fuels my success.

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Or maybe you're just
afraid to spend time

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with a beautiful, sexy woman.

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Are you talking about
yourself, Thorne?

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I'm not that demented.

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Fine. Brett mahoney
isn't afraid of anything.

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Except certain spiders.

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I don't care to discuss.

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All right, tell your
friend she's got a date.

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She just better be
prettier than I am.

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[Knock on door]

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Hey, I wasn't expecting
to see you till Saturday.

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Well...

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I missed you.

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Plus your sofa
ate my nano again.

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It must really like kanye.

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What's this?

241
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Oh, you weren't
supposed to see that.

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You're booking a
candlelight dinner on a boat?

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Yeah. It's a surprise
for Saturday.

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Surprise!

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So you made
Valentine's day plans.

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For us.

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Well, yeah, I mean,

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you didn't seem to have any,

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so here's the rundown.

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We are picked up by a
limo and driven to a boat.

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We will take a moonlight cruise

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where we'll enjoy
dancing and dining.

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Then a limo ride home

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where we'll indulge
in passionate sex

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with Valentine's day protection.

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Followed by morning
after French toast.

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00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,139
So did you schedule a kiss, too?

258
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,884
Well, I was thinking
after the cristal

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00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,305
but before the body gel,

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and somehow I don't
think that's what you mean.

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00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,445
So you just assumed

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that I wasn't gonna
do anything special

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for our first Valentine's day.

264
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,241
Oh, I didn't assume.
I was pretty sure.

265
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,587
Wow.

266
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,074
That says a lot.

267
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,805
And I'm not just assuming that.

268
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,637
I'm pretty sure.

269
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,432
Happy Valentine's day Eve, baby.

270
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,524
Not for me.

271
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,732
Because I took your advice,

272
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,041
chase and I had a fight.

273
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,426
Guess you picked a bad day

274
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,089
to start listening to me.

275
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,393
Here. Take this chocolate
heart Glen gave me.

276
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,090
I have 12 more at home.

277
00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,716
Phyllis, coco and
I are on our way

278
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,699
to the dog show at the armory.

279
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:02,811
I'd invite you to go with us,

280
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,356
but I'm afraid you might win.

281
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,190
What are you doing?

282
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,925
Trying to find your mute button.

283
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,887
I understand why
you're in a bad mood.

284
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,315
It's Valentine's.

285
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,891
Well, don't be down, Phyllis.

286
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,998
Think of all those hundreds
of Ben and Jerry's workers

287
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,554
you've kept employed
all these lonely years.

288
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,590
I say, double chins up.

289
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,770
Excuse me, but I
have a Valentine.

290
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,299
So tonight, when Charles

291
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,602
gets on his step ladder
to give you a kiss,

292
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,859
remember which one of us

293
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,601
is kissing hot, young lips

294
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,692
and which one of us

295
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,130
is wiping off old mustache dye.

296
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,049
Hey, Spence, we
need to get started on...

297
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,306
Oh, Naomi.

298
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,898
I didn't know you
were going to be here.

299
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,731
I just thought it would
be good for the three of us

300
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,319
to have a little face time
before this record drops.

301
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,804
Good idea. We done?

302
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,665
Mona, I know you see
us as rivals, but I don't.

303
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,187
We need to support
each other professionally.

304
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,071
Not fight over scraps.

305
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,463
You mean scraps
like big fat slim Jim?

306
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:02,716
Scraps that I discovered,

307
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:03,959
that I groomed,
that I made platinum,

308
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,124
that you stole?

309
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,902
Oh, with Usher's scraps,

310
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,137
when you pushed
me out of the way

311
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,472
to get to him in '98?

312
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,394
Yeah, I'm still a little
bitter about that one.

313
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:12,953
Girl, there's a reason why

314
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,946
they call the past the past.

315
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,738
I mean, why compete

316
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,783
when our careers aren't
even on the same track.

317
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,573
Yeah, Naomi's in charge
of a and r and marketing

318
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,265
at her label,

319
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,853
and she's gonna be on
the cover of vibenext month.

320
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,176
Well, la-Dee-da.

321
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,270
Spence, you don't
have to brag on me.

322
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,670
You know, Naomi,

323
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,363
there was a time
when I'd just smile

324
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,630
and let your arrogance slide,

325
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,712
but that time is not now,

326
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,720
so get your ass up out my chair.

327
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:43,722
Well, this has been
excruciatingly uncomfortable.

328
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,326
Kind of how Mona's
feet must always feel.

329
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,864
Be mine.

330
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,731
Heartthrob.

331
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,000
Oh... puppy love.

332
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,998
Don't make me crush the candy.

333
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,697
There's something
I need to tell you.

334
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,255
No, no. Me first.

335
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,751
I know it's our 10th
Valentine's together,

336
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,882
and you have been
the world's best date

337
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:12,875
all these years...

338
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,176
Ok, you're done.

339
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,007
Let's talk about last night.

340
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,840
But you didn't let me finish.

341
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,498
Well, it takes you so damn long.

342
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,062
They have
prescriptions for that.

343
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,930
I know you didn't let me finish

344
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,851
what I was gonna say.

345
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,921
I think we need a major
change in our relationship.

346
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,899
Oh, I'm so glad
you think so, too.

347
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,675
That's why I'm moving
to San Francisco

348
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,679
so we can be
together all the time.

349
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,123
Say what?

350
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,821
I realized the reason there's
never been anyone else for us

351
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,560
is because we are searching

352
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,850
for something we already have.

353
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,053
A commitment free annual bang?

354
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,443
Love.

355
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,006
So I'm moving in with you.

356
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,568
And finding a job is no problem.

357
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,191
There are plenty of
hairstyling opportunities here.

358
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,323
[Knock on door]

359
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:03,544
You see...

360
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,535
It's a sign.

361
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:06,907
I need to talk to
somebody about chase.

362
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,153
I've ruined everything

363
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,068
just like I do every
time I get a man, i...

364
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,724
I'm sorry. Did I
come at a bad time?

365
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,848
Yes, thank you. Come in.

366
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:17,994
I'll get you a tissue, honey.

367
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,734
And maybe some mousse.

368
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,559
Don't leave me alone with him.

369
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,465
That man is trying
to move in with me.

370
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,600
Moving in? You told me

371
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,011
you never wanted
to see him again.

372
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,440
Oh, he did, did he?

373
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,530
Damn this small apartment.

374
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,662
You know what else
seems small, my problems.

375
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:37,875
Bye.

376
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,583
Ok, fine. You're suffocating me.

377
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,445
Yeah? Well, those
glasses make you look fat.

378
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:49,757
And you need to toss
the spray bottle, sister,

379
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,065
'cause no one's
believing that man tan.

380
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,627
And you are uncapable of
loving anybody but yourself.

381
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,030
Look at that Adam warhol.

382
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,773
The head is almost actual size.

383
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,286
And I hated your one man show.

384
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,419
Which one?

385
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,511
All of them.

386
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,689
I mean, 40 asians and a mule?

387
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,205
Talk about pretentious.

388
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,689
Pretentious? Your
name's not even Franco.

389
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,171
It's Francis!

390
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,701
Emphasis on the sis.

391
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,475
That was beneath you.

392
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,239
I'll tell you one thing that's
never gonna be beneath me again.

393
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,267
Oh, yeah?

394
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,941
Ok, this doesn't mean
I'm not still mad at you.

395
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,285
I knew it all along, Thorne.

396
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,375
It's just an elaborate
plan to get to me.

397
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,470
It was inevitable.
You know, I mean,

398
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,994
who could resist all this?

399
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,951
Everything you said is so wrong

400
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,169
on so many levels.

401
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,698
I'm just here to witness
my matchmaking magic.

402
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,002
Ok, all right.

403
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,698
And I'll admit, it
actually feels good

404
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,175
to have a Valentine's date.

405
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,695
Maybe it'll help
erase the memory

406
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,468
of that hideous night
last year with Jenna.

407
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,533
You got a problem
with the name Jenna?

408
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,579
No, not the name,
just the coldhearted hag

409
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,925
who owns a modeling
agency in our building.

410
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,405
There's a coldhearted hag

411
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,719
who owns a modeling
agency in our building?

412
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:21,885
Who knew?

413
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,031
I gotta go make a call.

414
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,642
Dee Dee?

415
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,734
It's so nice of you to
be here to introduce us.

416
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,553
Is that him?

417
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,121
Not much hair, huh?

418
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,038
Uh, yes... But,

419
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,304
no.

420
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,686
I made a mistake.

421
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,129
What?

422
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,035
You see, that guy...

423
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,830
He's a serial killer. Who knew?

424
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,534
Come on.

425
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,222
Jenna?

426
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,619
Brett?

427
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,622
What are you doing here?

428
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,974
I think the real question is

429
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,323
what am I doing here?

430
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,662
Bye.

431
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,231
Uh-uh. Wait a minute.

432
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,966
You set me up
with my ex fiancee?

433
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,931
Are you frigging kidding me?

434
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,202
Brett, I didn't know.

435
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,893
You two seemed
perfect for each other.

436
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,180
We were perfect for each other

437
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,292
until she told me

438
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,694
to eat my engagement
ring and die.

439
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,117
I said, please.

440
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,214
And I believe it was
you that I caught

441
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,033
doing a body
shot off a stripper.

442
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,471
Oh, I was with a client.

443
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,877
You were always
with clients, Brett.

444
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,386
Jenna, I told you, I live this.

445
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,563
I breathe this.

446
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,388
Yeah. We've all
heard the speech.

447
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,721
You're already in
a pretty deep hole,

448
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:26,760
you want to keep on digging?

449
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,614
No, I'm done. Can I leave now?

450
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,919
No. Me, first.

451
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:36,706
If we kill a few hours,

452
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,324
my friend Spencer will be here

453
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,445
trolling for losers.

454
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,631
I have to say, I'm impressed
with your marketing plan.

455
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,795
You're very talented.

456
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,420
Greatness has always
been my destiny.

457
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,242
I've just been pacing myself.

458
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,383
You know, we probably
shouldn't tell Mona

459
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,794
about us going out
and having drinks.

460
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,733
Yeah, we wouldn't
want her to tell you

461
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,725
to get your ass up
out of this booth.

462
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,295
I'm surprised
someone as cute as you

463
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,999
doesn't have a date tonight.

464
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,437
I was gonna say the
same thing to you.

465
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,094
Although, it is Valentine's

466
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,088
and we are out together.

467
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,790
So I guess we
both do have dates.

468
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,048
I guess we do.

469
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,020
Happy Valentine's day.

470
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,154
I didn't know if I was
gonna see you tonight.

471
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,627
Of course you were gonna see me.

472
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,277
Baby, we really
gotta work on this

473
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,981
having faith in your man thing.

474
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,718
Oh, chase. I am so sorry.

475
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,990
I guess I just panicked

476
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,532
when you never
mentioned Valentine's day.

477
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,382
And I wasn't trying to
steal your romantic thunder.

478
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:44,038
It's just, I've been
disappointed a lot in my life,

479
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,603
so I tend to rely on myself.

480
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,220
Well, now, you can rely on me.

481
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,049
And if you like that,
then you'll love this.

482
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,574
I already packed your bag,

483
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,917
and I'm taking you somewhere
special for the weekend.

484
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,657
Where, where, where?
Tell me, tell me, where?

485
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,844
Do you trust me, Mona?

486
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,876
I trust you.

487
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,101
Then I just got my gift.

488
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,239
♪ I think you should ♪

489
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,535
♪ 'cause every day
will seem to be ♪

490
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,941
♪ Valentine's day ♪

491
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,511
You know, you should
actually be grateful.

492
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,514
Because of me, you
finally faced your pain,

493
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,026
and now the real
healing can begin.

494
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,734
You really think I
was gonna buy that?

495
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,519
I was hoping.

496
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:32,742
Ok, all right.

497
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,143
Maybe you were
right on one count.

498
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,673
Seeing Jenna again did
give me some closure.

499
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,786
So I think it all
worked out for the best.

500
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,612
See, I knew it was a good thing.

501
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,180
It was, I mean,

502
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,487
the woman didn't even have
a date for Valentine's day.

503
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,363
How pathetic is that?

504
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,795
Whoa, somebody
had a good Valentine's.

505
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,284
Indeed, I did, but
how did you know?

506
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,795
That smile on your face.

507
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,018
I know that smile.

508
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,106
I've given lots of
women that smile.

509
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,202
So what lucky woman

510
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,376
is wearing one today
because of you?

511
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,852
It was just me and my cat smoky

512
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,121
on the sofa this year.

513
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,944
Gotta give the bay area babes

514
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,271
a breather every once I awhile.

515
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,948
Couldn't find a date, huh?

516
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,465
Not even with cash.

517
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,003
This is my worst
Valentine's day ever.

518
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,174
I would've had more fun
donating bone marrow.

519
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,613
Same time next year?

520
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:21,697
You've got a date.

521
00:20:21,747 --> 00:20:26,297
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